Player: Kat Contact: Discord at catpunsito, I miss the hashtags. Plurk is bitchesandtrolls but I tend to be a cryptid with months between logins because social media gives me hives. Discord message is deffo the best method to get me asap tho. Anything Else?: I am remarkably lame. Ascended lame. I do savage raids in FF14 because I like being stressed, I have an Arknights account that is only missing two characters and I want to die about it, I have three cats and they're all dumb, and PLAY ENDER LILLIES. I haven't gotten into any recent manga or anime but I'll shotgun recs.
Also on like semi-serious bits: first, I live in Australia so my timezone is opposite of everyone else. Assume backtags to oblivion. Second, I have nerve damage in both hands, boo. But I finally got meds that work after a billion years, yay! Typing doesn't hurt so hopefully now my tagging speed won't be glacially slow.
Character: Willard H. Wright Canon: some game with seagulls and timeloops and sayaka ohara going feral Canon Point: Ep7's cat vore
Crime: Incitement and Misfeasance in Office
Background: Tfw you spend an eternity climbing the corporate paperwork ladder until you become upper management, realize it sucks after a bunch of centuries, then have a cognitive collapse about it and quit. Also the paperwork is murder. And endorsed by jesus. Also that's all backstory and the game is entirely about two idiots getting into fights about manners.
Also lbr, I could try and go on a personality spiel, but he's just every "apathetic/rude asshole with a heart of gold" trope turned up to max. We all know the vibe amirite.
Abilities: - If this is how God makes His angels, then maybe we need to delete Christianity. - Missing 2/3rds of an arm. It's an ability because he will absolutely make puns about it to weird people out. - Can summon a sword from nowhere. Totally normal. - Turn spoken words into physical objects to throw at people when they're being daft. - Some sort of unbeatable combat god, but he's too retired to do anything with it. - Also canonically considered a Sherlock-tier of Mystery Novel Protagonist, but again. Retired. Not doing it. - There's actually an opt-in permissions post for me to occ-ly throw darts at the wall to bully your blorbos. Please sign at your leisure. - Probably some other things but pls don't make me have to go through the powers section of the app again set me freeeeeee
Plans: I died for a month and a half because of medical issues but I'm GOOD TO GO FINALLY. knock on wood. The only mental thing I might do next month is take a stab at the cult tablets, because that is a fun language puzzle for someone who is fluent in yes, and it's juuust far removed enough from actually directly helping anything that he can still say he's retired and it's just a hobby. Taps temple.
I know saying "all cr is good cr" is a copout, but it's true. Friends are just nice. Also friends force you to stop treating reality like you're a background character and accidentally get invested in people's lives. He hates it, which means I love it.
???: I don't have any good memes on hand, so have one of my dumb cats instead.
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Contact: Discord at catpunsito, I miss the hashtags. Plurk is
Anything Else?: I am remarkably lame. Ascended lame. I do savage raids in FF14 because I like being stressed, I have an Arknights account that is only missing two characters and I want to die about it, I have three cats and they're all dumb, and PLAY ENDER LILLIES. I haven't gotten into any recent manga or anime but I'll shotgun recs.
Also on like semi-serious bits: first, I live in Australia so my timezone is opposite of everyone else. Assume backtags to oblivion. Second, I have nerve damage in both hands, boo. But I finally got meds that work after a billion years, yay! Typing doesn't hurt so hopefully now my tagging speed won't be glacially slow.
Character: Willard H. Wright
Canon: some game with seagulls and timeloops and sayaka ohara going feral
Canon Point: Ep7's cat vore
Crime: Incitement and Misfeasance in Office
Background: Tfw you spend an eternity climbing the corporate paperwork ladder until you become upper management, realize it sucks after a bunch of centuries, then have a cognitive collapse about it and quit. Also the paperwork is murder. And endorsed by jesus. Also that's all backstory and the game is entirely about two idiots getting into fights about manners.
Also lbr, I could try and go on a personality spiel, but he's just every "apathetic/rude asshole with a heart of gold" trope turned up to max. We all know the vibe amirite.
Abilities:
- If this is how God makes His angels, then maybe we need to delete Christianity.
- Missing 2/3rds of an arm. It's an ability because he will absolutely make puns about it to weird people out.
- Can summon a sword from nowhere. Totally normal.
- Turn spoken words into physical objects to throw at people when they're being daft.
- Some sort of unbeatable combat god, but he's too retired to do anything with it.
- Also canonically considered a Sherlock-tier of Mystery Novel Protagonist, but again. Retired. Not doing it.
- There's actually an opt-in permissions post for me to occ-ly throw darts at the wall to bully your blorbos. Please sign at your leisure.
- Probably some other things but pls don't make me have to go through the powers section of the app again set me freeeeeee
Plans: I died for a month and a half because of medical issues but I'm GOOD TO GO FINALLY. knock on wood. The only mental thing I might do next month is take a stab at the cult tablets, because that is a fun language puzzle for someone who is fluent in yes, and it's juuust far removed enough from actually directly helping anything that he can still say he's retired and it's just a hobby. Taps temple.
I know saying "all cr is good cr" is a copout, but it's true. Friends are just nice. Also friends force you to stop treating reality like you're a background character and accidentally get invested in people's lives. He hates it, which means I love it.
???: I don't have any good memes on hand, so have one of my dumb cats instead.